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29 October 2008 @ 06:24 pm
It Takes a Real Man to Wear Tights! 1/3  
Title:  It Takes a Real Man to Wear Tights! A Halloween Story in Three Parts
Author: A joint effort from the sick minds of [info]urulover_427</lj> and [info]ta_tow 
Part: 1/3
Bands: The GazettE and many more coming up!
Genre:  humor
Warnings:  Silliness, nuttiness, and unstoppable insanity!  Also mentions of sexual content.
Disclaimer: Neither of us own the GazettE, or anyone else in this story - though that would be freakin' AWESOME! 
Rating:  PG-13
Pairing:  None for the moment...
Summary:  Miyavi's having a Halloween party, and Ruki and Reita can't decide what costume they want to wear.  A little friendly dare just might help them along...or ruin their night.  Either way promises fun!




 

 

“What’s the matter, Reita? Are you afraid of a little bet?” Ruki joked as he leaned up against the bar.

“No,” Reita replied with a glare. “I’m just afraid of you.”

The day had been typical for the GazettE- interviews and photo shoots to celebrate the release of their new single. Though it sounded simple, it was a grueling schedule. They were all relieved when the day was done and they could relax at their favorite bar.

Ruki and Reita, nearly at the point of intoxication, had been discussing their costumes for Miyavi’s Halloween party that would take place that weekend. Neither of them had committed to an idea, and Ruki thought that perhaps a little wager might help them out.

“You can do it, Rei-Rei. It’s just a harmless little bet. The winner gets to pick the losers costume for Miyavi’s party. It will be fun.”

“Forget it!” Reita groaned. “You’re mean and spiteful, and you would choose the worst costume in the world for me to wear and make fun of me all night.”

“So you’ve already admitted defeat…and you don’t even know what the bet is. I didn’t think you were such a wimp.”

Reita groaned at Ruki’s taunting. He always knew right where it hurt the most - his testosterone. Clenching his fist, he pounded it on the bar. He hated to give into Ruki’s taunting, but he knew it would only get worse if he didn’t cave soon. “Fine. You want me to act like a man, we play a man’s game. If you can drink more than me, you win. First one whose head hits the table loses - and the winner gets to chose the loser’s costume.”

“Then be prepared to lose, Cher!”

“Same to you, Garden Gnome! Perhaps one of the seven dwarfs? But then again, Asshole isn’t one of them!”

Kai approached the bar, his face confused, his eyes wandering. “Hey, guys. Have you seen Uruha and Aoi anywhere?” he asked. “I was with them just a second ago.”

Ruki looked at Kai with a sarcastic face. “Seriously, if you don’t know by now, I don’t think we should tell you.”

“Seriously?” Kai asked with a shake of the head.

“Seriously. You know that Uruha gets slutty when he’s drunk, and he’s probably giving Aoi a blowjob in the bathroom. It happens all the time…but I don’t know why I never get one. It’s always Aoi.”

“Ever thought that maybe he likes Aoi even when he isn’t drunk?” Reita argued.

Ruki shrugged. “Like I care. I just wanna get my cock sucked every now and then. I’m totally getting him trashed at the party so he’ll disappear with me in the bathroom.”

“Enough!” Kai shouted as he put his hands over his ears. “Can we not talk about this anymore?”

“You’re the one who wanted to know where they were.”

“That didn’t mean revealing your future plans of evil!”

Reita raised his hands to stop all conversation. “Okay, bet is on! No more talk! Let’s just drink!”

The bartender brought Ruki and Reita their first round of shots. “Keep ‘em comin’!” Ruki commanded. “We’ve got a wager going here.” He turned to Kai. “Do you want in on it…though you will have to drink more than just apple juice.”

Kai shook his head. “I want no part of whatever it is you’re doing,” he said plainly. “I learned my lesson when I had to wear a burlap sack in the city at night.”

“Hey, I remember that,” Uruha said as he and Aoi joined their friends at the bar. “I still need to post those pictures on the internet.”

“What!” Kai shouted, his face instantly turning red.

“Did you brush your teeth?” Ruki teased as he looked at the tall blonde. Uruha just ignored him.

“What’s going on here? You’re kind of attracting a crowd,” Aoi informed them.

Ruki smiled as he noticed a small group of people surrounding them, their eyes on the two shot glasses. He could see the anticipation in their eyes - and he was always up for entertainment.

“I see. They’ve come to see how our little bet is going to play out. Everyone loves a good drinking contest.”

Uruha jumped up and down as he clapped his hands. “Yeah! I do love a good drinking contest.”

“I don’t know why,” Aoi teased. “You’ve lost every one you’ve ever been in.”

“But they’re still fun.” He leaned on Ruki’s shoulder. “I don’t know why you think you have a chance. Reita can out-drink anyone.”

“Let’s just wait and see, okay Hoover?”

Uruha rolled his eyes. “You’re just mad it wasn’t you.”

“Drink, Midget, or forfeit!” Reita shouted. “Kai, be our referee, okay? You’re the only one of us sober enough to make a decent ruling.”

“Whatever gets this over with.” Kai motioned for Ruki to take his shot. “Okay, ready…drink!”

The two took their shots and set their glasses upside down on the counter. The bartender brought them each another.

“This is suicide,” Uruha said as he shook his head. “Ruki doesn’t stand a chance.”

“I wouldn’t say that,” Aoi objected. “I mean, he can hold his own.”

“But he’s smaller than Reita.”

“Size isn’t everything,” Ruki said as he took his second shot.

“I’m sure that’s a motto that you live by…and what you tell your one-night stands, but I really think you’re out of your league here. I know Reita better than anyone, and I can tell you that he can go on for hours.”

“Wanna join our bet, hot stuff?”

Uruha raised an eyebrow. “So there’s a wager involved. That makes it more exciting. What’s the stakes?”

“The winner gets to pick the loser’s costume for Miyavi’s party,” Reita explained.

Uruha banged his hand on the counter. “Excellent. Count me in. I’m betting on Reita to win.”

Aoi did the same. “Then my vote goes on Ruki.”

Uruha looked at Aoi strangely. “Seriously? You really think he can win this thing?”

“I think I wanna choose your costume,” Aoi said with a sly smile. “I wouldn’t mind seeing you a little more feminine.”

Uruha shook his head. “You’re a sick man, Aoi.”

“And after the party, we can use it for something a little more…playful.” Aoi traced a finger from Uruha’s chin to his chest. “I can’t wait to get you home on Halloween night.”

“You seem to think I’m losing.”

“Pay attention here, fellas,” Kai ordered. “You’ve got something riding on this. One, two…drink!”

The contest went on for hours, the residents of the bar crowding around to watch Reita and Ruki take shot after shot. The two participants were drained by this time, their bodies shaking, their eyes locked, each of them waiting for the other to give up. Stubborn in their pursuit for glory, they continued on, their rivalry growing in intensity. They both knew that they couldn’t handle much more without passing out, but until it happened, there was nothing breaking up their heated competition. Nothing.

Uruha and Aoi were both watching in anticipation knowing that they had just as much to lose as the participants themselves. Uruha cheered on Reita while Aoi hyped up Ruki adding to the tension of battle between the two.

The bartender gave them their next shot, each of them surrounded by empty shot glasses. Sweat poured down their faces, their hands shaky as they took their drinks.

“Had enough?” Ruki slurred practically incoherently.

“Why? Are you tired?” Reita mocked, practically in the same state.

“Okay, ready?” Kai asked, his voice weary. He had a difficult time keeping himself focused for much longer let alone Ruki and Reita. He was tired, and the bar had stayed open way past closing time. He hoped someone caved soon so he could go home. Thank goodness they had the next day off. “One, two…dr-”

He didn’t have to continue. Ruki and Reita both hit the table hard, the alcohol from their shot glasses spilling on the floor.

“Who was it!” Uruha shouted. “Who won?”

“It looks like they both hit at the same time,” Aoi said. “I guess it’s a tie.”

“Oh no, it isn’t,” Kai announced. “I was on top of the whole thing. One of them hit the table before the other. The winner is..."

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Author's Notes:  Who!  Who is it?  You'll have to wait until Halloween to find out.  We promise not to disappoint!  This thing is hilarious - at least WE think so.  LOL!  So enjoy all of the Halloween fun!

 Part Two

 
 
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gazerotica: oreo[info]gazerotica on October 29th, 2008 10:53 pm (UTC)
fucking wonderful! You 2 stars!
love love love you!

Please dress Rei-rei as Spidey! *puppy eyes*
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:05 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it. I was sooo much fun to collaborate and write. Sadly, Reita won't be dressed as Spiderman, but it's funny when you get the mental picture. Halloween is comin'!
ta_tow: Hyde[info]ta_tow on October 29th, 2008 11:22 pm (UTC)
Gracias!

But no Spider-man in this one.. Although he seems to be showing up a lot lately with Hiroto, if it helps. No, not in here, either. :P

*sits down to wait*
And it gets better. xD

(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 29th, 2008 11:35 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:39 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 29th, 2008 11:43 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:45 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 29th, 2008 11:49 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:53 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 29th, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 12:02 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 30th, 2008 12:11 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 12:14 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 30th, 2008 12:18 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 12:19 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 30th, 2008 12:28 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 12:29 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 30th, 2008 12:40 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 12:45 am (UTC)
Akeil[info]akeil on October 29th, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC)
I'm sure this'll bring the lulz...roll on Halloween!
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:06 pm (UTC)
One can only hope. We've already started work on the Halloween party, and we haven't stopped laughing yet!
xxsugarpainxx[info]xxsugarpainxx on October 29th, 2008 11:15 pm (UTC)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh how could u?! hate ya :P xD
ta_tow: Hyde[info]ta_tow on October 29th, 2008 11:20 pm (UTC)
Aw, It's not THAT bad.. is it?
xD

Well, it can only get better, right? ..Right?
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(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:21 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 29th, 2008 11:27 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:30 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 29th, 2008 11:37 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 29th, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 29th, 2008 11:52 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:58 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 30th, 2008 12:03 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 12:05 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 30th, 2008 12:12 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]scottskydweller on October 30th, 2008 05:10 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 30th, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:20 pm (UTC)
Oh come on. Halloween is only like a day and a half away...man, I better grab my buddy and get writing!
(no subject) - [info]xxsugarpainxx on October 30th, 2008 08:25 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 08:29 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]xxsugarpainxx on October 30th, 2008 09:36 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 09:37 am (UTC)
Hello - Kinky[info]hello_kinky on October 29th, 2008 11:32 pm (UTC)
O.O who is the winner?????
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:36 pm (UTC)
Can't tell. It's a secret. ;o)
(no subject) - [info]hello_kinky on October 29th, 2008 11:39 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:40 pm (UTC)
Hello - Kinky[info]hello_kinky on October 29th, 2008 11:44 pm (UTC)
oh yeah! lol, see im tired!
ok, i have a hunch that it definantly IS Reaita!!!!
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC)
Well you will find out for sure on Halloween. I will work hard so I can have it up in the morning so no one has to wait too long for the results.

(Of course if you can't wait, you can always tickle Kai until he cracks. He's weak. He'll spill.)
Hello - Kinky[info]hello_kinky on October 29th, 2008 11:51 pm (UTC)
Really? *tickles kai*
in the morning? im determined to be the FIRST commenter this time...
common kai spill it!!!!!!!
oh yes, i forgot to say that i like it, but im sure that you know that arleady. :)
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 29th, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
I'm glad. This is my first collaboration, and though I wasn't nervous about posting this, I guess it's really the first thing I've done that doesn't have to do with my assassin series in months. It's so fresh and fun.

Well, not until the morning of the 31st, and I don't know if our mornings are the same or not. I have Halloween off, so I will try to be up around eight or so.
cherryrazor: Reituki-LMAO[info]cherryrazor on October 29th, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
This is made of much WIN!!
Oh gosh! Can't wait to read the next part.
Great job you two!

I'm kicking the guest coming for the Halloween party out early so that I can read
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)
It should be up as early as I can get it on Halloween so you guys don't have to wait too long. Can't wait to see what happens myself. Part 2 is still in the works.
정보현☆: OHOHO~[info]toyparade on October 30th, 2008 12:12 am (UTC)
No Spiderman? :(

xDD I enjoyed this~
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 12:15 am (UTC)
And the fun is just beginning! But sorry...no Spiderman T_T
(no subject) - [info]scottskydweller on October 30th, 2008 05:04 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 09:09 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]scottskydweller on October 30th, 2008 11:34 pm (UTC)
麗-鈴木 亮[info]black_fenrir on October 30th, 2008 02:33 am (UTC)
ahww u two wrote this..... awesome!!!! *___*
im curious now XDD
cant wait ch2!! XDDDD
naughty aoi!
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 08:11 am (UTC)
Yep, and it was like so much fun...because I know who won! LOL! Don't worry. Only one more day, and I'll put an end to the suspense.

And Aoi IS indeed naughty. But if I had Uruha around, I would be thinking dirty thoughts as well.
(no subject) - [info]black_fenrir on October 30th, 2008 01:44 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]black_fenrir on October 31st, 2008 02:59 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 31st, 2008 03:10 pm (UTC)
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(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 31st, 2008 03:33 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]black_fenrir on October 31st, 2008 04:11 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 31st, 2008 04:13 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]black_fenrir on October 31st, 2008 04:31 pm (UTC)
Sylvia[info]wats_blue on October 30th, 2008 03:50 am (UTC)
hehe - I hope Ruki won...because Reita in tights would be hillarious!
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 08:12 am (UTC)
INDEED! And he would take Uruha down with him! LOL!

The same if Ruki loses, Aoi will have to suffer, too. I can only imagine what kind of costume Uruha would pick for him.
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 30th, 2008 08:45 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 08:47 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]ta_tow on October 30th, 2008 08:55 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 08:56 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]wats_blue on October 30th, 2008 09:14 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 09:15 am (UTC)
aniffa[info]aniffa on October 30th, 2008 04:13 am (UTC)
haha! I can't wait :D
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 08:12 am (UTC)
Me, either! Suspense is nuts, ain't it!
hara_emi[info]hara_emi on October 30th, 2008 04:32 am (UTC)
Who is the winner?? Haha, both of them are so iffy and childish its cute! XD
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 08:15 am (UTC)
I know, and whoever wins will probably be a baby about it.
the_coconut_dog[info]the_coconut_dog on October 30th, 2008 09:43 am (UTC)
LOL. I can't wait to see who lost...and what they have to wear...
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 09:47 am (UTC)
I know. It's killing me not to squeal and post early, but it's only one more day. Maybe I can post part two and three back to back. Hmmm...thinks.
 にせもの as in ZiziE[info]niseimono on October 30th, 2008 11:14 am (UTC)
damn...that was a very evil cliffhanger T^T
I really want to know who wonT^T

Cant wait for the next chap and what outfit would the winners choose for the losing opponents*grins*
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 09:14 pm (UTC)
It's great - at least I think so. The losers really aren't that graceful either. LOL!
scott_skydweller[info]scottskydweller on October 30th, 2008 05:03 pm (UTC)
ahh!!!! *kicks cliffhanger*
OMG! YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS HERE!!!
scott_skydweller[info]scottskydweller on October 30th, 2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
from the title of this fic...
i guess ruki won and made reita wear tigh pants, where he started to whine and protest, which led to ruki saying, "it takes a real man to wear tights!"

well, i might be wrong and it could be reita who won, then uruha wanted aoi to wear tight pants...

OMG! the possibilities!!!
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)
Violet[info]shadow_of_eden on October 30th, 2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
cliffhanger!!!
I love this! drinking contests are funny XD
waiting for Halloween!
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on October 30th, 2008 09:16 pm (UTC)
I know. Drinking contests are the best - except the one my friend Will was in. He started mixing drinks and...projectile vomitting! EWWW!!!
アンジェラ: Uruha[info]nodacanta on December 5th, 2008 03:34 am (UTC)
waaah....gomennasai!!! i just started reading this fiction!!!! i love it. XD it's so funny. i especially like the Hoover part. XD moving on to the next chapter...NOW! XD
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on December 5th, 2008 07:11 am (UTC)
I'm sure Uruha earned that nickname. LOL!
カッター: aoi smiiiiiiiiiileeeeee[info]tbsupervillains on December 11th, 2008 02:10 pm (UTC)
hahaha, lot of LOL throughout the chapter XD
カッター: aoi smiiiiiiiiiileeeeee[info]tbsupervillains on January 13th, 2009 11:22 pm (UTC)
Photobucket
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on January 13th, 2009 11:32 pm (UTC)
ROFL!!!!! OMG! I am literally laughing to death at this pic!!! Love you!!!
(no subject) - [info]tbsupervillains on January 13th, 2009 11:43 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]urulover_427 on January 13th, 2009 11:46 pm (UTC)
kurenai_tenshi[info]kurenai_tenshi on January 20th, 2009 03:14 am (UTC)
FUNNY!!!! poor leader-chan! *rush to 2nd chapter*
urulover_427[info]urulover_427 on January 20th, 2009 10:14 am (UTC)
ta_tow brings out the comedian in me. She helped me write this. We will be working on another fic together very soon. See you in chaoter 2!
 
 

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